Petey TPO wrote:
*I am just a poofing fool*
 
Dear Petey, might I suggest a change in diet.  Poofing can be caused
by such foods as beans, broccoli, cauliflower, eggs, milk, spices,
aspartame, just to name a few.  You say you are not bothered by the
poofs?  If you win the White Russian Memorial Quilt on October 4th, I'm
sure you will want to snuggle under it with your girl Bonnie.  Poofing
under the covers is not the most romantic way to win a ladies heart you
know!!
 
Trying to be helpful
Parris
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[Posted in FML issue 4240]