This is based on a poem about cuddling with your baby, actually, but heck,
same principle! :-)  (and was inspired after getting a numb bum because I
was cuddling with Molly and didn't want to disturb her sleep):
 
Telephone keep ringing,
Butt keep stinging.
All those bills to pay
will keep for another day.
There are crumbs and lint on all the floors,
and dirty rooms have shut doors.
But there's a furry little weasel asleep on me,
and I think all the housework and chores can keep.
So don't mind the laundry and dishes in a muddle,
because, you see, I have a ferret to cuddle.
 
debbi and the m&m ferrets (molly and merlin)
[Posted in FML issue 3010]