CAROL OF THE FERTS
(to the tune: Carol of the Bells)
adapted by Stephanie Daniels
 
Hark how the ferts,
sweet silver mitts,
all seem to play,
their life away
 
Ferrets are here,
sipping your beer,
they're young and old,
meek and some bold,
 
Oh how they dance,
scratching your pants,
o'er bed and rail,
wigg'ling their tails,
 
Gaily they dook
while people look
on with good cheer,
Ferrets are here,
 
Merry, merry, merry, merry Ferrets,
Merry, merry, merry, merry Ferrets,
On on they stash,
on with our trash,
their joyful play on every day
Eat Duck Soup, Dook Dook
 
 
-Sincerely, Stephanie, Chimi & Pepe
[Posted in FML issue 2886]