Well,tis the season,so here are a few for Christmas.As usual,my group has
helped write this by doing this,because mine are Ferretus Twerpus.
 
Ferretus Ornamentus - the sweet little fert that adds that special touch to
your tree, themselves.
 
Ferretus Angelus - very similar to Ferretus Ornamentus,but with higher
goals in mind.
 
Ferretus Ho Ho Ho-us - the little darling that leaves those very special
presents under the tree.
 
Ferretus Deck the Hallus - Closely related to Ferretus Ho Ho Ho-us,but
talented at decorating the hall walls.
 
Ferretus Wrapping Paperus - those ferts that help you wrap the presents,
time and time again.
 
Ferretus Grinchus - the ferret who steals the presents and ornaments and
whatever else they can carry off.
 
Ferretus Wassailus - the ferret with their head stuck in the wassail bowl
at the Christmas party, causing many guests to refuse a drink.
 
Ferretus Presentus - that ferret that brings out inappropriate items and
gifts them to your guests,usually causing a tug of war with their red faced
human.
 
Ferretus Stuffingus - the ferret that raids your guests purses and stuffs
everything in their hidey hole,and causes you embarrassment as you hand
the items back at the end of the evening.This does not apply to ferret
parties,where they are commonly caught in the act.
 
Ferretus Stockingus - the ferret with lick,lick,chomp on their mind that is
following your guests ankles around and making you nervous,not to mention
the guests.
 
Ferretus Sugar Plum Fairyus - Visions of ferrets dancing in your head and
sometimes on your head on Christmas Eve.
 
Ferretus Lumberjackus - The ferret that sees the need to clear the forrest
and take down your tree.
 
Watch for these critters in your own home and you will know you are a
Ferretus Slaveus.
 
Sandy and the Ferretus Groupus,Jasmine,Taz,Honey and Sugar
Missing Ferretus Angelus,Valentine and Chelsea
[Posted in FML issue 2904]