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valerie wahoski <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 8 Jan 2003 11:16:55 -0800
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Why would you rather play in the bucket of toys, instead of with the toys
individually?
 
Why do you find it necessary to pounce on your sleeping sister in the
middle of the night causing her to scream and cry?
 
Why do you always smack into things when you're doing that little "war
dance"...cant you watch where youre going?
 
Why do you think books are better off the shelf?
 
Why do you take the dog's food, and stash the kibbles...is this a plan to
dominate the dogs?
 
Why do you take the puppie's toys?
 
Do you find it refreshing everytime you swing your head around and hit
hard objects?  OHH 1 concussion, 2 concussions.....3 YEA!!  RECORD
BREAKER!!!!!
 
Maybe you're so hard headed from hitting things, That's why you dont
listen when I tell you not to play on the
keyboard...asdfwettqqqttttttttagggvvvvvvv
 
Or knock over soda cans
 
Or attack my unsuspecting feet and ankles
 
Or poop in the middle of the door.
 
Oh well....that's what makes life fun...keeps me on my toes :)
 
-valerie, mojo, buckie, rosie, noodles, and kokie
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4022]

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