"Presents!"
By Beth Reburn SC
 
There's a present in the bathroom.  There's a present in the hall.
Today I found a present in the down stairs shower stall.
They're left by fuzzy elves who are simply full of glee,
Chuckling and a'dancin as they leave their gifts for me.
Their presents can't be opened.  No, there's nothing to unwrap.
They sport no bows or ribbons, as a matter of fact.
These gifts aren't just for Christmas.  Oh, I get them all year through,
it's just the sort of thing that little fuzzy elves do.
I rounded up these little elves and made a small plea.
I asked if they could make their gifts a little more neat.
I said "Please wrap them up or place them in the box".
But, they said "No can do, Mom, we're too busy stealing socks!"
So, if you have a fur-elf leaving presents out for you.
You might as well get used to it.  There's nothing you can do!
[Posted in FML issue 5103]