:::A handsome boy ferret floats from heaven on a special star, and tosses
star dust down on his old friend Petey the Pooped On::::
 
Doodlebug: Petey.  HEY PETEY WAKE UP!!!  Roll over you lazy ferret.
Sleeping with your belly in the air like a bullseye is what got you
that silly name in the first place.
 
Petey TPO: Huh??  Doodlebug is that you??  :::looking around:::  Hey you
got hair again, How did you do that?
 
Doodlebug: Never mind, about me and my hair, You have work to do.  Now
get up, your falling down on the job.  Your supposed to be reminding
people about The White Russian Memorial Quilt that will be raffled off at
the Ferret Symposium in Atlanta.  Rumor has filtered up here that there
is a pretty little girlie ferret name Bonnie that wants to snuggle in
that quilt with you.
 
Petey TPO: :::blushing::: Yeah???  She is a pretty little girlie ferret
isn't she?
 
Doodlebug: Now get to work.  I left you in charge!!  It's up to you to
remind people now.
 
Petey TPO: Yessir!  Everyone, my Aunty Ardith made this REALLY beautiful
quilt in memory of White Russian (he is one of my heroes) and it will be
raffled off and announced in Atlanta at the Symposium.  The proceeds from
the raffle will go to ADV research, Isn't that cool.
 
Tickets are: $1.00 each, 6 for $5.00, and the super special...
30 for $20.00.
 
If you want to get more information and see what it looks like you can
see it at http://help4adv.terrabox.com/WRMQ.html
You Can Help Fight ADV...White Russiam Memorial Quilt     .
 
Did I do okay Doodlebug?
 
Doodlebug: Good job buddy.
[Posted in FML issue 4228]