Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled towel-twisters...
 
(We'll just hang here and spin around and around and arou...oh...I am
*so* dizzy!  Wait...now I'm spinning the *other* way!)
 
There is a listing in the Want Ads in my local newspaper for a baby
ferret approximately 10 weeks old.  The person is selling the ferret,
cage and accessories for $125.  If anyone is interested, please contact
me and I will get further information.  I am currently at capacity and
can't take in any more due to city ordinances, other than as a
rescue-to-transfer.
 
ON THE ORDER OF MICE FEEDING:
 
Would you people *please* stop this thread?  Its driving my cat nuts!!!
He climbs all over me every day, just to see if there are more mice
posts!  Have a heart, will ya?  He weights 14 pounds!  I can't take this!
 
ON THE ORDER OF MD CRUELTY LAWS:
 
K Fox mumbled something about:
>Can anyone even begin to imagine what it would be like to take in 400
>of ANY kind of animal???
 
Well, 200 crickets wouldn't be so bad! :)  As for politicians recognizing
animals as worthwhile, I agree.  Its surprising how many of the
politicians themselves are no better than animals.  You'd think they'd
gladly pass legislation that would improve their *own* lives, thereby
helping the general animal population as well, huh?  I mean, just the
reptile portion of the animal kingdom should benefit the snakes in
office.  Of course, our ferrets would more than likely benefit from any
legislation meant to enhance the lives of the weasels on capitol hill!
Even many insects would profit from any laws passed on behalf of the
blood-sucking varmints in the hallowed halls of government!
 
NOTE: Most of the above (except for the part about the baby ferret) are
said in jest, humor and tongue in cheek (Ok, so a lizard can't do that,
but they *do* understand the concept!).  For those of you that just don't
get it, relax...your instructions were sent in the mail.  Unfortunately,
your ferret stole them.  Just deal with it! :)
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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