Hi all wowsie there sure has been lotsa ferrets and ratties and minks
crossing de Bridge lately.  Us gweeters have really working hard to meet
all of dem with love and kisses and wings
 
Well this Beautiful girl ferret named Bob sailed across de Rainbow Bridge
the other day.  Sorrys about delays but Mommy sometimes types her fingers
off relaying the greetings to de earth families.  Hanging with me was her
business that had come before her--we were all bouncing around Lottie,
Tally, Fame, and Bailey.  We knew how hard she had worked to stay wit her
earth daddy Wayne, but she just had to give up.  Wow in additon to her
business dere were a bunch of gentlemen ferrets waiting to greet her as
they had heard she was a dazzling English lassie.  We greeted her with
open paws and a bounce dance instead of a war dance.  For some reason
since dat one ferret cross de bwidge by bounces a lot more have been
bouncing instead of war dancing.  Daddy Wayne, My earth Mommy knows all
about de ferret screams esp when my brudder Maxie crossed--poor baby--
Mommy loved him so much.  I knows her heart goes out to you.  Also even
de Boss came out to see Bob when she crossed.  It even makes Him cry when
his beloved musteys (these are HIS special creatures).
 
So we bounces for a while bouncing dances even de elderly gentlemen did
dere best to bounce dance with Lady Bob, in fact she was abouts bounced
out and of course dere was de special dance wit de BOss Who loves us so
much.  Bob did tells me betweeen bounces dat she hated to leave but she
was just so tired, and she thanks her special human for helping her cross
and taking away de hurts.  Wells after we was bounced out, I asks Ms Bob
if she would like to check out de wings and of course she said yes--she
was admiring all the winged musteys.  Even me, the great furless one, wit
a bushy tail.  I told her I had had a nasty disease dat took my fur but
de Boss had just given me a bushy tail for Christmas.  She was charmed by
dat story.
 
So off we all went to check on wings at de Kit and Aunty Wing house,
and there were wings upon wings.  Of course all the others came with us.
She looked around and said Ms SaraFerret, can we have a little privacy
here--you know how us English ferrets are brought up so ladylike--so all
were moved out and then we checks on wings.  Then there they were the
whispiest most fragile lavender wings I have even seen--we tried dem on
her and they just fit.  She looked like the princess she was.  Daddy
Wayne you would have been proud of how regal she looks.  Then de halo
which has whispies all around it.  Wonder how dey did dat.  Of course
the hammie was a sturdy hammie in lavender wit little white furries all
over it.  Then de others took her off to her new digs.
 
I was invited along to a proper English tea with tea and scones and
clotted cream--hey this was good.  I mean these English ferrets really
get de good stuff.  She was rather tired by then and begged off the tour
and de first flying lessons tomorrow.  And of course dere was loads of
furries volunteering to teach.  Personally I would doubt she ever has to
fly, from de adoring looks of de guy ferrets she would be carried around
on a lavender pillow.
 
So I has to rush and sorry I is so late in writing or rather Mommy is so
late.
 
Dooks, loves, kisses and boncey bounceys
[Posted in FML issue 5043]