Okay-here's my entry to the song contest.  It's "She's like the Wind" by
Patrick Swayze-I think from the movie Dirty Dancing.  It's on the radio
all the time so I hope you all know which one I mean!!
 
She likes to poof
  in my face,
It makes a stink,
 in the place.
She does the wardance
  with a bottle brush tail.
Better watch out-
  She's stealing my mail.
 
I feel her nose in my ear,
  her whiskers close to me.
Don't call her a fert,
  she'll run down my shirt.
Just a fool to believe,
  she hides anything I need.
She breaks the wind.
 
When she's asleep in a ball,
  She looks so sweet.
But when she's awake,
  She's biting my feet.
She kabooms off the walls,
  And pounces the boys.
She thinks everything,
  Is one of her toys.
 
I feel her teeth in my hand,
  she's trying to hide me away.
She keeps tugging harder,
  she must want to play.
Just a fool to believe,
  now she's dragging off my keys!
She breaks the wind.
 
I look in the corner
   and all I see,
Is a small pile of poop,
  and a wee bit of pee.
Am I just fooling myself,
  that she'll hit the box.
Better watch out,
  she stealin' my socks!
 
I feel her tongue on my lips,
  she's giving me a kiss.
Without her in my life,
  what would I miss?
Just a fool to believe,
  now she's jumping on my knees.
She breaks the wind.
 
Judy Cooke
Tyson, Einstein and yes, this song is dedicated to my
little HOPE!
For CJ and the 24 Karat Shelter
[Posted in FML issue 2986]