So inspired were we by our own song ("Bonnie"), that we wrote another last
night.
 
"Yesterday"
 
Yesterday
All my ferret toys were put away,
Now they're strewn around the floor like hay.
Oh I wish it were yesterday.
 
Suddenly
Litter pans I must again empty,
Who knew ferrets could make so much pee
And poop piles up so suddenly!
 
Why they have to poop
on the rug
I do not know!
They just back right up
lift their tales
and then they go-o-o-o!
 
Yesterday
Ferret math had not yet come my way.
Now the ferrets are all here to stay,
Oh I'm glad it's not yesterday!
 
 
Written with the help of Richard and Joy.
Linda Iroff
North Coast Ferret Shelter West
http://www.oberlin.edu/~liroff/ncfs.html
[Posted in FML issue 2244]