Becky warned us all.
 
>When it comes to the idea that Ed proposed about "modifying" a human
>embryo to carry ferret genetic material, I have only one concern.  But it
>is enough to strike fear into the heart of the bravest man, and send a
>less courageous one screaming in abject terror:
>*OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
 
Thank you, Becky.  Now I know - THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!  I posted some time
ago about me and my boyfriend's nightmare scenario about ferrets learning
how to use a lock-pick, seeing the similarities between them and kender.
 
This is all a big plot on how to create them!!! I must warn you all, do not
follow through - I'm sure there are some furry creatures somewhere who's
keeping people's minds intrigued about this, soon someone will try and then
the world will change forever!
 
Millan
 
Me (You must not become a race of kender!)
Ozzy (Mom, you *like* kenders, of course.)
Me (Well, yeeees, maybe I do, but...)
Ozzy (You *love* kenders, don't you?)
Me (Yeees. Yes, of course I do! How silly of me to be afraid.)
[Posted in FML issue 2720]