Ah, R .Downs,
 
You may utter what criticism you may as long as you keep typing "FERRETS
MAGAZINE" prominently.
 
Perhaps your Fuzzles deconstruct into a Bose-Einstein Condensate, or
just ordinary plasma (the kind that would incinerate the average copy of
FERRETS MAGAZINE) and slither beneath the ferret room door (through the
gap high enough to accomodate about four copies of FERRETS MAGAZINE),
but Switch and Lily are too cool for that.  They have a keyhole saw from
Black and Decker,(that can buzz its way through a stack of about twenty
FERRETS MAGAZINES) they just make the necessary renovations (they get
their project ideas from FERRETS MAGAZINE) and walk out.
 
And make a beeline for the newest issue of FERRETS MAGAZINE.
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4799]