Dear Mr. Tonks and Mr. He
 
My Mommy told me that the International Ferret Congress has adopted a
ferret named IFC Gold, nicknamed Ifsy.  She says he is a black-footed
ferret that lives in Colorado.  I have white feet, though my heels have
a little black on them.  I keep my feet very clean.
 
I think I might want Ifsy as a boyfriend instead.  Mommy got a picture of
him in the mail.  He is very big and muscular.  Are you big and muscular?
 
Very truly yours,
Cassie
[Posted in FML issue 5228]