Emily:
 
Aside from the obvious "can you poop in corners on demand?", maybe you can
practice your bumwalking...
 
You can also practice stealing food from others' plates, or stick your face
into a glass with a fizzy and/or alcoholic beverage and then snort/sneeze,
look around all confused-like, and then do it again.  Or jump up on a
computer desk and tear the mouse pad to pieces.  Or get inside a couch and
scratch and scratch and scratch and scratch....
 
Or just go around knocking stuff off shelves and then stare at it on the
floor for a few seconds, then knock something else off.  Or find someone
wearing a long dress or baggy pants and crawl up their leg.
 
Geez, there are so many good ways of being a ferret.  Just watch yours for a
while, and you'll get so many cool ideas.
 
Please tell us how the RPG goes.
 
Stan & Terrie, with Mookie, Psycho, Cecil, Cocoa & Stash in Toronto
[Posted in FML issue 1730]