Inventory of Cricket and her pet human Nan's house:
(taken while Nan was hunting desparately for her watch... which is still
missing... )
 
Behind the Refrigerator:
 
1 Butter Knife
1 Screw (phillips)
2 PopIce Wrappers
 
Under the Dishwasher:
 
1 Drumstick Wrapper
1 Hi-Bounce Ball
1 Mouse-Shaped Fridge magnet
1 Beer bottle cap
1 Mountain Dew cap
1 Coca-Cola 'Congo Gamepiece' cap (losing)
1 Yoo Hoo cap
1 Mousse bottle cap
1 Zipper
1 Mint-a-Burst wrapper (crumpled)
1 Meijer's receipt (crumpled)
1 Piece Bubble Yum
 
Under the Loveseat:
 
Piles and piles of Ferret Poop (*cry*)
1 Bra
2 PopIce Wrappers
 
Behind the Stove (Main Hidey-Hole):
 
19 PopIce Wrappers (she *loves* these things, apparently... )
Remains of 6 Butterscotch cookies (disappearance originally blamed on
   Nan)
1 Shed Spread lid
3 Dead Plant Leaves
Eeew!  What is that??!?
1 Band-Aid (used)
1 Hershey's Cookies and Mint wrapper (crumpled)
1 Zip-Lock bag (destroyed)
1 Coca-cola 'Congo Gamepiece' cap (still losing)
1 Papa John's pepper (shriveled)
1 Styrofoam peanut
2 Mouse-shaped refrigerator magnets
2 Sponges
1 Detangler cap
1 Phone cord (short)
 
(And still no watch... )
 
//Nan (still cleaning) and Cricket-the-Klepto
[Posted in FML issue 1273]