::Imagine A Large gymnasium during a basketball halftime show completely
filled with fuzzies rooting for the Troy-lynn team, and in a small
corner, locked up in a cage is "To be un-named"::
 
The Troy side Shouts: "We've got SPIRIT, YES WE DO!!  We've got
SPIRIT.... HOW BOUT YOU????
 
The Lynn side Shouts: "Well We LOVE Spirit, YES WE DO...WE LOVE
SPIRIT..... What about you???
 
*The cage rattles*
 
*A REF walks up to the cage and says "Aww...look at that thing...isn't it
UGLY???
 
Buckie shouts: "YEA It fell from the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on
the way down!!
 
-The gym riots full of dooks-
 
Noodles shouts: "Let's give it a taste of her own medicine!!"
 
Noodles war dances down the bleachers, backs up in front of the cage and
you hear a BRFFTTTTTTTTThhoooooooo...squeak....
 
At this time A team of War Dancers and Happy Dancers prance and tumble
onto the floor.
 
Silver says :"GOD WHAT'S THAT SMELL!!!
 
Noodles: Sorry....I farted...(in the same tone fat bastard does on austin
powers)
 
Silver: "No...that's not it....it smells like a...........
 
All the dancers shout.... GIMME A C.....GIMME AN A......GIMME AN
R.......GIMME A D>>>>>
 
What's that say?!?!
 
The gym shouts : GIMME A CARD!!!
 
ATTN: All FML members and CMF members:
 
In memory of spirit, there is going to be a card exchange.  All the
proceeds donated will be used to pay Spirit's unpaid bills.  I know most
of you have been following his story, and If you would like to join the
list, please email your address to [log in to unmask]
<mailto:[log in to unmask]> I will be compiling lists of 8-10
people per list.  ALSO!!!  For every dollar that is sent, You will
recieve a number...which will be drawn out and the winner will recieve
TWO handmade hammocks made by me.  I have recieved permission to do this
from Tara...this is what she told me:
 
"just know there are 3 Vets involved & Lori has already used her
housepayment to pay the bills..... Please have them make checks to Lori
Harr in small area note Spirits Ffund.... Bless you!"
 
So, If you would like to join the card exchange list PLEASE SHOW YOUR
SPIRIT FOR SPIRIT!!!!  The theme of the card exchange will be spirit...
Whether it be patriotic spirit or FERRET SPIRIT!!!!
 
So DONT FORGET to send that addy to [log in to unmask]
<mailto:[log in to unmask]>
 
DOOKS!!
 
Also, I will be including a surprise :))
 
 
~*~*~ VALERIE ~*~*~
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[Posted in FML issue 3866]