Dear Cousin Wosie and Cousin Maxie,
Dis is your SC Cousin Abbey, I finally sneaked away really good from my ma
and I wanted to get on the 'pooter and say hwello.  My ma has told me all
about da weddin' and how you two will be two bewful brydes.  My ma had a
weally bestest idea so I thought I would tell you before she does, so I can
take credit for it of course, hee hee.  My ma got to diweck a weddin' and I
tink with all of the people wantin'to be in your weddin' you also need a
weddin' diwecktor to keep all these folks in line, and to monitor the raisin
eatin'.  So how about it?  My ma says I am weally good at gettin' my way, so
I tink I am a natural.  I tink my ma would be vewy pwoud of me fallin' in
her footprints, somephin like dat.  You gwirls keep gettin' your beauty
sweep cause da weddin' day sure is exhausting, dats what ma says.  She's
comin', gotta huwry .  .  .  .  .  .bye .  .  .  cousin abbey
 
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Laura Herrick, Coordinator            ("`-/")_.-'"``-._
Women in Science and Engineering      (. . `) -._    )-;-,_()
124 Freeman Hall, Box 340914          (v_,)'  _  )`-.\  ``-'
Clemson University                    _;- _,-_/ / ((,'
Clemson, SC 29634-0914              ((,.-'  ((,/
 
Phone: (864) 656-7472        E mail: [log in to unmask]
Fax: (864) 656-1397
[Posted in FML issue 1628]