Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
Do not meddle in the affairs of ferrets, for they are subtle and will whiz
on your computer.
 
You know you're owned by ferrets when:
You cringe when you take a friend home and they just throw open the front
door without even LOOKING to see if they might be spreadin' a surprise
across the carpet.
 
=========================
   Mr. Erin M. Ennis    |       Any sufficiently convoluted argument can
 eennis(at)zoo,uvm,edu  |       be made to appear to be science as the
 Water Resources Major, |       layman equates incomprehensibility with
     Biology Minor      |       science.                -Unknown
    Uni. of Vermont     |
=========================
[Posted in FML issue 2322]