*************ATTENTION ALL FLO MEMBERS**************
 
*** Alpha General Rowdy here,
 
It has been brought to my attention that no leaders of the FLO are speaking
up at this time.  I now seem to have other FLO operatives reporting to me
besides my batallion.  I will rise to this duty at this time until another
officer of higher rank steps in to take over.  It has become apparent that
many FLO operatives are out there working hard for the cause with no one to
direct them.  I will now do so since you have requested such.
 
FLO operatives in Sector 3  =  Hoorah!!!!  Conquest in bathroom area most
important!  Capture first items called feminine hygiene products.  These
are highly revered by FLO.  Next,   GO FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!
 
To all FLO operatives :  I am from the old school and feel that said
training manual is a piece of ferret doody!!  I urge you to do the following:
 
1.  Always keep in top physical shape!
2.  Practice raid maneuvers at all times to be ready.
3.  Use your noggin'!  You are ferrets ya hear and you are very smart and
    don't need no stinkin' training manual to teach you what comes
    instinctively.  If you still wish to have such training manual you will
    have to contact training manual headquarters to get such thing.  I do
    not have anything to do with such thing and lead my batallion from
    experience alone.  I have not even the foggiest notion where traning
    manual headquarters is located.
 
TOP PRIORITY!!!!!!!  Your major mission in the FLO is to convert all ferret
parents to FLO Operatives......  I have gained my rank expressly due to
this!  Our human Mommy fights the fight right along side of us.  Human Mommy
has now informed us that the evil long hosed sucky thingy is to be used for
manuever training for upcoming battles.  We use if for mock battles at every
opportunity now!  Work on those humans!!!!!!!
 
Secondly your mission is to aquire EVERYTHING!!!!  It does not matter if it
makes any sense to you at the moment.  AQUIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!
 
As for those FLO operatives wanting promotions I will need you to send info.
on current rank and what you have achieved to warrant said promotions.
Never fear I will promote those proving they deserve it!!
 
*** Alpha General Rowdy  over and out!!!
 
************************END TRANSMISSION***********************************
 
      Kelleen & the INSANE Animal House
[Posted in FML issue 1511]