Hi this is Elric I'm doing great, I'm 3 and my little human is hugging me
while I type.  (otherwise I can't quite reach the keyboard.)
 
Nylon collars are awful and oughta be outlawed!
 
I have a leather puppy collar ( or maybe for a small dog) my big human put
a few more belt notches in it and trimmed off the excess, I have a brown
one and a bright red one for special events.
 
Elric
[Posted in FML issue 1334]