I found this ad listed on a local website and I have re-posted it with
full permission from the author:
 
*My Ferret Needs a Home!*   (02/02/06)
I got my dad his ferret, Marco, for christmas.  Turns out, my dad got a
new job and is always working, and if you know ferrets, they need lotsa
love!  Marco's a good boy, we just don't have time for him!  I will miss
him.  Only a "readoption fee" of $75, half of what I got him for.  Needs
a GOOD home.
 
Please contact her at this addy: [log in to unmask]
 
Do NOT contact me.  Thanks!  :)
 
--
Lin
Seiko, Nanoki, Yukina, and Sidney (the ferts)
Sachi, Atari, Oliver, Lennox, Keoki, Ilo (ee-lo), and Kenzo (the ratlets)
<3 You will be missed Shinjin. <3
 
No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink. - Murray Banks
Animals can communicate quite well.  And they do.  And generally
speaking, they are ignored.  - Alice Walker
 
If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.  - Phil Drabble
Hunt each other - leave the animals alone.
[Posted in FML issue 5146]