Dick, I don't have a low opinion of shelters.  Unfortunately, we really need
them and they perform a valuable service.  My only problem is with the rules
that restrict adoptions (especially if I'm excluded).  Now that you and Pam
Grant have explained your reasons for no FFZ adoptions, I understand.  I'd
probably do the same thing.   In particular, the part that rules are meant
to be broken, Pam.   It's only FFZs I hate.
 
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Flash has started a new business:  Fur Club for Ferrets.  No longer do you
need to suffer from the embarrassment of ferret baldness.  Even if your vet
can't diagnose the problem, you can join our club.  Our fur pieces are
natural looking and you can swim and bathe with them.  We can match your
natural coat or give you a whole new look.*   Take years off your appearance
and get rid of the laxatone (we don't shed).  We have a flea repellent
available at no extra cost.  Remember, Flash isn't just the president, he's
a client too.
 
* Silvermitts a slight extra fee.  All Fur Clubs privately owned.
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   (@=@=) \     Till next time.......Rudy the ferlosopher
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[Posted in FML issue 1264]