On these hot summer nights,what else is there to do but sit around making up
funny s*# t.The ferrets help a great deal by doing funny stuff.How much
funnier could I be with more ferrets?I guess I'll just have to visit someone
with more and find out.Hope everybody's fuzzies are ferretus healthyus.
 
Ferretus Poopus- Self explanatory,I hope.
 
Ferretus Poopus Cornerus- Ferretus Poopus in the hardest to clean corner.
 
Ferretus Poopus Almostus- Ferretus poopus over the edge of the box.
 
Ferretus Poopus Slipus- When the human steps in the poopus and goes sliding
on the tiles.
 
Ferretus Excavatus- the clearing of the ferret box of all litter,clean of
course.
 
Ferretus Liberatus- he who opens the cage door.
 
Ferretus Dumpus- the emptying of the food dish onto the floor.
 
Ferretus Sweepus- a ferret sliding across the floor.
 
Ferretus Snugglus- a ferret holding still for over 30 seconds in your arms.
 
Ferretus Kissus Upus- how a ferret talks you into putting them down.
 
Ferretus Interuptus- when a ferret comes between you and the person you're
having a conversation with.I know what you were thinking.
 
Sandy & 3 fuzzinators
Everybody Ferretus Enjoyus.
[Posted in FML issue 2358]