::Poof!  A puff of blue smoke billows out of nowhere and in it, you see a
woman standing in a flowing robe.  She crosses her arm over and bows with
great flare.::
 
"Greetings puppets!  I am here to announce that I am going to the ferret
symposium in October!  Yes, so if you go, you will get to meet the Great
Robed One!  Lucky you!  You will see my famous 'splat matt', my famous
depends, my famous hairball collection, my famous everything!  Yes.  You
will actually be able to touch my magic robe, hold my chewing gum, smell
my hairballs, or try out my splat matt.  My dainty little self will be
floating across the symposium area and I will delite all.  I may have
some Bush beans to bring to use as fuel if I bring the red wagon.  Yes.
Puppets, at the last symposium, I also appeared in a restaurant after one
of the symposium days.  I walked table to table adminstering Ferret Nazi
exorcisms on the spot.  I cleansed the entire area in fact.  I read Bob
Churches future by throwing my hair balls on the table by his food.  I
was able to predict the next time he "got lucky" in fact.  I gave Linda
Iroff a personal exocism.  I blessed Renee Downs, Judy Cooke, and many
others with Depends.  My work is just never done, I tell you.  So if you
go to the symposium, you will be blessed with my presense.
 
::She whirls her robe around in one fluid movement and dissapears into
the smoke::
 
The Great Ferret Oracle
 
(Don't worry Linda I will have extra fire extinquishers on hand, as she
gave me explicit permission to use special effects.
::she looks over her shoulder::
Yes, she did too Wolfy.  She did.  She said I could.  She did too, I
swear it!)
 
Wolfy's site has MOVED to:
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/
[Posted in FML issue 4078]