You guys probably already know about this, but I was shocked.  I saw an
ad for Evolution Diet for Ferrets and went to their website.  They make
all these claims about how bad ferret food is with the meat by-products,
etc., and how it causes various diseases in ferrets.
 
Well their food-- for ferrets, dogs and cats--contains absolutely NO
MEAT!!!  It's all grain and vegetables.
 
How can they possibly believe this would be good for carnivores?
 
Maybe Bob C., Ferret Food Detective, should get on the case.
 
Dooks,
Shron & Rocky
 
R--"Are there any ferret foods out there that are made entirely of fruit?
Experts say that children's cereals like Fruit Loops prevent all ferret
diseases."
 
S--"Nice try, Rocky.  Do you think I'm that gullible?  Besides, Fruit
Loops contain no fruit whatsoever.  And have you already forgotten puking
all night after eating fruit scraps from the garbage, just two nights
ago?"
 
R--"Oh, yeah.  But that wasn't from fruit.  It was some other junk in the
trash."
 
S--"Yeah, right.  What about that banana peel I found in the living room?
When are you going to get it through your furry little head that YOU'RE A
CARNIVORE.  Carne means flesh."
 
R--"Lots of fruits are fleshy."
 
S--"You're incorrigible; go to your room."
[Posted in FML issue 4653]