Miss Dippy,
 
>My brudder and I are both in love with you!  We sees you on Mommy's
>computer in pictures Aunty Wolfy sends over.  You one hot Mama!  Can
>we be your boyfriends?
 
OMG!!!  Poor sweet innocent flower of of a ferret Miss Dippy!  Overt
your eyes!  These two are trying to steal your innocence!  I shudder at
the thought of you being corrupted by heathens, masked bandits, sock
thieves.
 
Do we need a house mother on the FML???  (Or is that BIG? LOL)
 
P.S. Max and Sammie, be gentlemen.  Have you sent her any dirty socks?
Perhaps Take her out for a foamy fry and then take her home.  No hankey
pankey!
 
Ask your momma for advise.  She knows about these things.
 
Dooks,
Kathleen
[Posted in FML issue 5250]