>From:    Rebecca Stout <[log in to unmask]>
>
>... Get backs are a @#$%!  Remembering the pain of of going into a full
>rut, he pulled a real hum dinger on me.  He began by "heheing" like a
>ferret.  I was snidely thinkging to myself that it was working already
>he is already acting like an idiot.  He dooked around, then he suddenly
>lunged and tackled me on the bed, pinned me down,,,,,,,, and gave me the
>worst ear washing I ever had in my life.
>
>He then bounced up away from a completely stunned, horrified me, and
>said he had "marked his territory", he had "dominated me" and thereby
>"impressed me".  He then asked if I would like to be impressed further...
 
After relating this story to my husband, he had only one question.
"Did he poop in the corner?"
 
B. Smith :-)
[Posted in FML issue 3800]