Ashling is feeling REALLY grumpy.  First she got up on the counter and
started the radio, but apparently didn't like what she got on it, and fell
off.  Then she and Seven had a disagreement and I guess that Ashling became
overwrought and must have been going for Seven's privates because when I
went to kiss Ashling to calm her down the smell made me pull back my head
really, really fast.  Yes, Seven had lost it on the top of Ashling's head,
as well as in the bedding.  YUCK!  Ashling REALLY wanted a head washing
FAST.  As rapidly as I got wet wash clothes she was rubbing her head off on
them.  Gave her a touch of perfume and some of her favorite herbs to roll
in, but she just is determined to not be in good mood-- so there.  She has
suffered a great indignity and danged if she wants to think that she might
just possibly have anything to do with it -- nope, from her grumpiness it
is the fault of the world.  She's having a bit of cooling off time now and
then we'll try again to soothe her frazzled emotions while I wash the
blanket and sheets.
[Posted in FML issue 3055]