I just couldn't resist a cute bean bag lavender plush toy called Rocket
the Ferret by Paw Pals Collection.  Picked it up at Petco, extremely cheap
(especially compared to a real ferret).  Plus it will sit on your shoulder
and not move, it doesn't chow down on $3 a lb.  ferret kibble, nor leave
precious presents in newly cleaned corners.
 
But maybe, it isn't quite as much fun... Come 'ere you smelly furbutts!
[Posted in FML issue 2638]