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Bob C: Top Ten Creepy Things About Ferrets
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Bob Church <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Sat, 30 Jan 1999 21:51:09 -0600
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10. Mouse entrails left in the corner.
09. Poopie toe jam.
08. Cockroach chewing.
07. That moist spot on the lower belly.
06. Licking the bottom after poofing.
05. Liked by Michael Jackson.
04. Litter box wallowing.
03. Sleeping-Not-Dead episodes.
02. Ability to poop under a slightly upraised heel.
 
and the number 1 creepy thing about ferrets?....
 
01. Strong facial resemblance to former CaCaLand Governor Pete Wilson.
 
Bob C and 20 Mo' Creepy Carpet Crawlers
[Posted in FML issue 2572]

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