Yesterday, Sukie wrote:
>So, the ferrets got two large bungee cords (Ever notice how they like
>toys suspended from elastic on a pole?  It's innate.)  Then they attached
>the bungee cords to the North and South Pole.  How did they do that, you
>ask?  It wasn't easy.  Everything they tried kept failing till they hit
>on using snow machines (And you thought people invented those!) to stick
>ice to both the middle of the upside and the middle of the down side.
>Then they and their saucers pulled and with a giant Swooocchh-plop the
>Earth pulled out into its current modified spheroid -- too round would
>have insulted the ferret sense of chaos."
 
Ah, OK Sukie, you win.  Dogs. DOGS.
 
I'm a little afraid of you, I'm backing away slowly...please leave your
hands on the keyboard where I can see them...
 
Alexandra in MA
(Tamen is est cattus)
[Posted in FML issue 4711]