He sneaks through the underground.  He looks around and through the mist
he sees the Oracle.  Now he sees his chance.  TADA  It's Doodlebug the
wonder weasel star of stage and screen rushing towards the Oracle.
 
What's this that Miles biting her ankle??
"I think not" he says.
 
And Miles claiming to be Dippy's boyfriend,
"I think not," he says again.  running under the Oracles robe.  He steps
on Miles head.  Up the Oracles leg.  Pass the Depends.  Out the neck of
her robe.  slurrrrrrrrrrrrp a great big ferret kiss on the Oracles nose.
Down her sleeve.  The Wonder Weasel grabs Dippy from the Oracles pocket.
I love her she is mine, mine.  They are last seen running through the
undergrowth..........
[Posted in FML issue 3771]