Did anyone ever see the Kid In The Hall skit where two of the characters are
finishing up a blind date that went real well, and one of them says "I have
something to confess to you" ?
 
The other character goes through a sort of guessing game, trying to figure
out what it is the other has to tell her, and suddenly she leaps up, gets a
real horrified look on her face and says "Oh my God!  You don't have a
*ferret* do you?"
 
No wonder the show started going downhill ...
 
Sheena
Wherret Ferrets Halfway House and Ferretry
Ferret Association of Greater Vancouver
[Posted in FML issue 1666]