Everyone must be alert at all times until the sneaky Bandersnatch has been
apprehended and summarily banned forever from this list serve!!
 
While I am new here I feel it is my absolute duty to plead with Big to begin
the hunt for this horrible defiler of my darling little Cinny-Loony.
[throwing back of hand to forehead while collapsing weakly into the huge
padded office chair (Boy that was close, glad they built that one in
Detroit, Huh Misty-Loony whispers Miss Wiggles) turning the keyboard into
white water conditions with a Niagara Falls of tears] My sweet (Oh, Boy,
here she goes again...sweet..  my Aunt Agnes, the little witch hogs the
fleece lined sleep sack every time) adorable, perfect, (right, if you don't
count the missing end of her tail from when Ming-Ming loony was having that
nightmare last summer) gentle, (Are we talking about Miss Full Body Block
herself here?  cries Ming-Ming loony), petite...(right , and she didn't have
to let her collar out two holes last week either I suppose...they chorus
together) and always caring and sharing (Anybody wanta borrow a set of my
leg socks?, it's gettin deep in here...squeeks Foggy Loony)little Fur
Precious has been callously Brainwashed by a despicable underhanded SNEAK!
I can even tell you how the dreadful personage found us....we found a trail
of telltale raisin smudges that led directly out of my printer... this
[strangling on word] HACKER has ruined my Sugar Sweetness and snuck away to
strike again somewhere else!  From the hideousness of the damage it can only
be the feared Bandersnatch... Beware, You Could Be Next!
 
What Happened?... you ask.  What's wrong with her?...you inquire.  Don't try
to protect this criminal, I warn you, I will hunt him down with my last
breath [sobbing brokenly into a yard square hankie suitable for a small pup
tent in poor weather] I will never rest until he is unmasked...And
Punished...!
 
Oh, My , I just had the most horrible thought..could it be??  could this
arch fiend have already infected some or all of your fur children????  Well,
Listen well and search your souls...
 
Big, Your Worship, Sir, I will leave this in your capable hands... this
homewrecking wretch must be stopped with all haste... and you, Dear Brothers
and Sisters must think back in time..  you will know if you have been
assaulted too... if you have ever asked yourself in absolute despair and
dismay....
 
 'WHO THE HELL TAUGHT MY FUZZBUNS TO LEVITATE?'
 
 :]  :]  :]  :]  :]  dayna  :]  :]  :]  :]  :]  :]  :]  TNT
 dayna frazier   102046,3162
 "Worry is the interest we pay on the trouble we borrow!"
 
[Moderator's note: OK, maybe it's just me 'cause this FML is so long and
there are a mess of posts that didn't make it into this issue, but, umm,
I think I missed something... what are you talking about?!?  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 1576]