Please bear with me. I'm very tired and more than a little bit silly right
now.
 
While scooping litter boxes tonight I came up with an incomplete ditty.
It's to the tune of "I am woman" by Helen Reddy.
Here goes;
 
I am ferret,
Hear me Dook!
 
I was born to be a crook!
And I'll liberate my Sibs in CaCa land!
 
They have done all that they could,
Those men are evil and no good!
 
Now the time has come to take a final stand!!
 
Ooooh Yes!
They have died,
But it will not be in vein!
 
They have paid the price,
And those men bear the shame!
 
If I have to,
I will do everything!
 
I am strong!
They are just idiots!
I AM FERRET!!!!!
 
The last part needs lots of work, and I can't remember the entire original
song.  Oh well....Don't pick on me too bad..  It's my first attempt.  My
favorite so far is the one to the tune of the Addams Family.
 
SP
[Posted in FML issue 2316]