Darn!  Every time I see a message with this subject header, I hope that
someone has come out with a tube that we really big ferrets (i.e. people)
can fit into.  I would love to be able to play tube wars with my ferrets.
Sometimes when only one little fuzzy is awake and wanting to race around
in the tube, I will turn my hand into a little puppet ferret and stick it
in the other end.  Usually the ferret wins, of course.  (Hey, they have
fangs!)  I have had one or two moments of victory, though, usually when the
ferret was so wound up that he had no patience to deal with this strange
furless thing blocking the way.  Anyway....
 
You know you're a ferret owner when: the half of the living room that you
meant to decorate with actual furniture is now completely cluttered with
plastic tubing, blankies, rice boxes, and a big bag full of styrofoam
popcorn.
 
Hugs to all the furry ones,
 Julie
[Posted in FML issue 2908]