Just received my copy of FERRET.EXE and got it installed.  I typed 'RUN' and
Thor done a double back flip, landed on Woden's back, and they both took off
running - justa yowlin' an' hollerin' .  Boy, I love playing with kitties -
they're SO silly.
 
Any of you FLO recruits need a place to hide out between forarys, come on
down to my house.  That long nosed sucky thing sure is heavy.  I had a lot
of fun chasing the cats around the house with it last night but I sure woke
up all tuckered out this morning.  I really could use some help in totin' it
around the house in search of prey.  Guess I'm mighty lucky that Mee Maw &
Paw Paw don't believe in using the thing anymore - they don't wanna disturb
any memories.
 
Oh yes, guess I oughta officially volunteer my services as SPF (Senior
Pooter Ferret) for the FLO.  After all, I done did finger out how to load
FERRET.EXE all by my lonesome.  Let's see, guess we oughta find a code name
for me.  SPF FLO.  Hmmm.  How 'bout 'Silly People Finding Ferrets as Love
Objects'?  That one oughta confuse the enemy!  Viva la Revolucion!  (English
translation - "Now don't this Fun!")
 
Later,
 
Agent Tater
[Posted in FML issue 1484]