OK, Sit down and I can tell you what is REALLY going on with the thong.
It belongs to three ferrets named Big, Sukie and Wolfy (I mean ferrets,
too) I think they are owned by Robin (?).  It is what they use to play
tug-o-war with.
 
To prove this, we have a picture of these three ferrets?  playing with
it.  If anyone would like to have this piece of evidence, email me and
I will send you a copy.  It DOES come with a parental warning as it is
strange, almost scary.  I have never seen ferrets quite like this (sorry
Big, ha ha ha).
 
Deva
[Posted in FML issue 5033]