Some more rule of human ownership for all you FLO agents out there.These are
straight from the ferret handbook.
 
Tripping up your human
1.Always dart between your humans feet as they are walking.This teaches them
better coordination,not to mention better language skills.
 
2.When your human is in the kitchen,stand behind their heel,see Supervising
cooking.This increases the chances that they will end up doing the miss the
ferret war dance.This can be very entertaining.
 
3.When out walking your human,make sure to keep them moving and off balance.
This increases your ability to use the swirl manuver.Start from the right
side,running around the human in a clockwise direction,for those of you in
Austrailia start in a counter clockwise direction,wrap the leash around the
legs at least 3 times,then ask to be picked up.This helps their hand-eye
coordination.
 
4.One must be extremely cautious in the bathtub trip,as a falling human is
dangerous.The safest way is to jump in ,start climbing the legs and before
they fall, bail out.Remember to look worried about what has happened to
your human,and jump back in and start administering tongue to mouth
resuscitation.This may earn you a raisin,if they don't remember why they
fell in the first place.
 
Remember enjoy your fuzzies today,tomorrow they may trip you up.
 
Sandy,and the three trippers extraordinaire.
[Posted in FML issue 2345]