I need help.  All you scoozie owners out there, please let me know if
you've had a similar problem.  My ferret, Honey, is scandalously involved
with my scoozie.  It all started when Honey saw what had come in the mail.
She must have decided then and there that she would possess this creature,
and it making noises only made it worse.  Last week, I was searching all
over the house for my misplaced, I thought, scoozie.  I happened to look
in Honey's hidey hole, and there it was, all snuggled up to Honey.  Those
two were positively purring with contentment.  When I tried to repossess
it, Honey latched on to it and wouldn't let go.  Not pulling, or tickling,
or prying could get it away from her death grip.  I had to wait until she
fell asleep and steal it back.
 
Now I feel guilty.  What can I do?  I don't want foozies running around all
over.  What would I feed them, and think of the battery expense.  Do I keep
them apart and watch the little sighs, and depressed looks I'm getting?  Do
I let Honey have her scoozie love back and risk lots of little foozies?
What do you all think I should do?  Help me.
 
A bewildered ferret and scoozie owner,Sandy
[Posted in FML issue 3281]