It kills me to do this, but Jerimiah is in the lead.  OK I'll say it he
won.
 
My Hawaiian hammock has been undersold in comparison to Jerimiah's Pizza
Pizza hammie.  Mommie told me that a ladie named Bonnie is bidding on
these and she is doing a great job.  She obviously knows quality when she
sees it (this is how it is done Jerimiah- r u taking notes).  I just hope
she doesn't ;) get outbid because so many other people see what a
beautiful hammie it is.  Just to sweeten the pot, to the winner I will
throw in an autographed picture of me with the pizza.
 
Though I can understand how the Pizza Pizza would probably win.  It has
my picture on it.  That's probably why everyone is flocking there.  I have
to go now I hear mommie coming and she doesn't like me using the cputer
because I already talk about myself enough that people over the inernet
don't need to hear about me.
 
I'll pick a new hammie after the Pizza Pizza closes.
 
Heres momme bye
[Posted in FML issue 3719]