DANCE WITH A FERRET
tune:  Lord of the Dance/It's a Gift to be Simple
 
I'll dance in the morning, when the sun's in the sky
I'll dance in the evening, with the starlight in my eye
I'll dance 'cause I love you and because you love me
And I'll make you laugh if you'll dance with me!
 
chorus:
     Dance, dance! Whenever you're with me
     If you are sad I will bring you glee
     And I'll make you glad whenever you're with me
     Come and Dance with a Ferret, and you will see!
 
I danced for Sacramento, it was such a shame
Poor "Cal" couldn't dance; I guess he must be lame.
I danced for the Governor in Boston town
And he shook my paw and we danced on down!
 
chorus:
     Dance, dance! Whenever you're with me
     If you are sad I will bring you glee
     And I'll make you glad whenever you're with me
     Come and Dance with a Ferret, and you will see!
 
I hope California gets some therapy
'Cause it makes me sad that he can't dance with me
But when he's all better, we'll take paw in hand
And we'll dance together all across this land!
 
chorus:
     Dance, dance! Whenever you're with me
     If you are sad I will bring you glee
     And I'll make you glad whenever you're with me
     Come and Dance with a Ferret, and you will see!
 
[You can blame Chere for getting me started on Ferret Dancing Songs. . . .]
 
Blessings,
Carla & the Woozlemaniacs
Litje, Turlough, Gaoth & Quidni & the Foster Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 1496]