We haven't had any of these for quite a while,so I thought I'd put a few
out there.Hope you enjoy.  Ferretus Latinus
 
Ferretus Digitus - that little booger that's hanging on to your finger or
toe,usually with teeth.
 
Ferretus Banzaius - the ferret that knows only to well how far it is down
to the floor,and makes the leap anyway.
 
Ferretus Anatomyus - the ferret that's learning human anatomy with, their
mouth,and your anatomy.Closely related to Ferretus Digitus,but a more in
depth study.
 
Ferretus Wipeus - the act of cleaning the ferret face, after an especially
appealing meal, on the most expensive carpet or the humans go out to dinner
and dancing clothes.
 
Ferretus Wipeus Buttus - Not to be confused with Ferretus Wipeus,this is
the act of a clean minded ferret scooting across the rug,floor or
whatever,after using the fuzzy facilities.
 
Ferretus Awwus - the art of rolling over onto the back,crossing the paws on
the chest and slightly squinting those cute little fuzzy eyes.Works well on
ferret owned humans,when you need to get out of trouble or just get a
treat.
 
Ferretus Eye,Ear,Nose and Mouthus - those sweet fuzzies that MUST wash your
eyes,ears,nose and mouth.
 
Ferretus Sugarus - Those ferrets that feel the need to lick your nose
raw.Closely related to Ferretus Eye,Ear,Nose and Mouthus,but more of a
specialist.
 
Ferretus Feng Shuius - the little dear who constantly rearranges their
living quarters,looking for that just right feel.
 
Ferretus Specialus - those fuzzies that are beautiful,even though they have
little fur,damaged bodies or missing parts.They carry their heart in their
eyes.
 
For all those Ferretus Specialus ferrets out there that show us every day
what courage and love are.
 
Sandy and 4 + 2 translatin' Fuzzbutts
[Posted in FML issue 2890]