I love the thread "You know you're a ferret owner when..."
 
and I hope you can stand a few more...
 
* You find potatoes under your desk
 
* You have no buttons left on your TV remote
 
* You rip up your cardboard toilet paper rolls
 
* You hang your Christmas tree from the ceiling
 
* You look for your missing keys, calculator, toothbrush, etc. under the
  bed
 
* You buy a single plastic roller skate to make a makeshift "wheelchair"
  for a disabled ferret
 
* You can run, dive, AND tackle a ferret running under the bed with a TV
  remote
 
* You participate in actual tug-of-wars over potatoes
 
* Your every attempt at discipline is interpretted as a GAME.
 
* You don't bother towel drying below the knees... the ferrets will lick
  the water off!
 
Oh, the list goes on and on!
 
Renee
[Posted in FML issue 3260]