1. Something a ferret likes to chew on.
   What is my toe.
2. In the corner.
   What is miles of piles.
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   What is hammocks and sleepsacks.
4. The Human Foot.
   What is carpet shark prey (its true, ask Alexandra)
5. The Death Stare!
   What is how to make mommy take me out of the cage.
6. The Oracle.
   What is..........he he he.....my friend. ( ya thought I wass gonna say
   it didn't you?)
7. "No, that's mine!"
    What is what I yell at Petey TPO every 3 and half minutes.
8.  Under the couch.
    What is the worlds largest selection of washcloths.
9. "Because I can!"
    What is what every ferret thinks a bizzillion times a day
10. The Wall.
    What is ruined behind the cages in my house. (can't they aim?)
[Posted in FML issue 4043]