Dooks all ~!~!
 
Now, normally nobody would invite trouble into their lives, would they?
I did.  Now I've got Trouble on my hands.  I really hate to trouble any
of you, but here is the troubling story.
 
An acquaintance of mine visited me at work the other day.  He had
Trouble.  His landlord found out about his Trouble and said, "We can't
have no Trouble here!  Get rid of Trouble or you'll have trouble".
 
Now he didn't want to get rid of his Trouble, he wanted someone else to
have Trouble so he could enjoy Trouble whenever he could.  He has been
enjoying his Trouble for years and isn't certain how much longer his
Trouble will be around.
 
He asked if he could trouble me with his Trouble.  I said, "No trouble",
meaning I'd take his Trouble.  He asked again, 'You sure it's no
trouble?'.  I smiled and said his Trouble would be mine to take care of.
 
Now, if we will all take out our Music Man songbooks... any key will do...
 
Now we've got Trouble, in the City of Portland,
That's Trouble with a 'T', and can't you see that he's a FERRET!
 
Yes, we've got Trouble, in the Kewlkritter household.
He's an older boy - an albino joy
he's no trouble at all ~!
 
So, if anyone ever asks, "Who in the world would invite trouble to be a
part of their life?", you can say, "Ummm - - The Kewlkritter Guy".
 
Kevin B & The Way Kewl Kritter Crew    [log in to unmask]
Oregon Ferret Shelter volunteer http://www.OregonFerretShelter.com
Pacific Ferret Shelter Network member http://www.FERRETNET.ORG
[Posted in FML issue 3965]