I am making an announcement.
 
I have decided to change my official title in order to avoid controversy.
Just because 'certain' other ferrets (EASY-OFF!!!!) continue to be jealous
of the fact that I am, well, perfect, doesn't mean I have to actually brag
about my perfectness.
 
Therefore, I have decided to drop the "Most Perfect Ferret In The Whole
Wide World" title (that I am en"titled" to-- tee hee) in the interest of
getting along with all the other less perfect ferrets.
 
(Actually, I kind of like Easy-Off-- but don't you DARE tell her!!!!)
P.S.  I am still waiting for my own Ferret In Shining Armor to sweep me
off my perfect little feet.  Applications may be submitted to my hooman
secretary for screening.
 
Respectfully,
Pandora, The Ultimate Ferret
 
P.P.S.  How do you like the NEW title???
[Posted in FML issue 2520]