Hi everypeoples from the land of ferret-freedom!
 
We are so danged happy to be back from Grandma and Grandpaw's house...not
that we didn't have a good time, it's just that this is home...where we can
run free 24-7 if you catch our wiff...
 
Anyways, we got so many presents it ain't even funny...tons of balls with
bells in them, and dollies, and yogurt raisins, and yogurt chips...boy,
you'd think dat it was Chrit-Mitt or sometin...
 
That big ferret Scarlet (Dawg) loved to play wit us, and we got to meet our
Uncle Stevebo for the first time...he loved us...and all of the "relatives"
loved us tooo.  You know what?  Every time someone new sees us they want to
go out and get some ferrets of their own...must be our bew-t-ful masks and
nails or sometin...
 
Tomorrow we is in the car again...off to Portland to see Sandy Streit and
Georgia Wood...Da says he wants a couple of them flying squirrels, but we
never heard of no rodents flying....?
 
Hold on, gotta get some coffee...be back in a second...
 
Okay, you nose I needs my morning cup (this is nosie Rosie gonna bite those
tosies, BTW)
 
Anyways, Wiggles got a new toy soldier dolly in her stocking and she almost
cried...it was quite a tender moment in little Misses' life...she has had
such a hard life before she moved in with us and Ma and Da love her so much
it ain't even funny.
 
Our relatives kept asking if we were Ma and Da's children and then sat there
in wonder as to how it was possible for two humans to make a ferret?  They
don't realize that the stork brings the babies and that anything is
possible.  Sometimes humans don't make any sense.  I just dook it up to
experience and move on with my head bobbing in search of the perfect
raisin...
 
Anyways, gotta go...
 
Write me some pee-mail pleeze...
 
Wit' raisins on top...
 
    Rosie Doyle  =)
[Posted in FML issue 1797]