LOL!!!!  Oh, some of these hit *too* close to home!
 
I have one to add (I actually said this):  You're feeling poorly and out
blurts, "I need to go to the vet!" <g>
 
-Tasha
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/5368/
 
The development of our cerebral cortex has been the greatest achievement of
the evolutionary processes.  Big deal.
                                        -- Fox Mulder, FBI
 
Verbum sapienti:/quo plus habent,/eo plus cupiunt./Post nubila, Phoebus.
                                        -- Enya
[Posted in FML issue 2186]